- “I hope you are better than the last 4 doctors I’ve seen.”
- “Could you start my 2-Year old on ADHD medicine? He won’t do anything I say.”
- “She made me come.” (Pointing to his wife)
- Any sentence ending in the word “discharge.”
- “Do you have any air freshener?”
- “I wanted an antibiotic, but your staff said I had to come in.”
- “Waaaaaahhhhhhhh” - the child screams and turns, clinging tightly to their mother as they look back at you with terror in their eyes.
- Message on the chart: “Note: Mother wants to talk to you without child in the room before you come in.”
- “I brought in a sample of my _______ to let you see what it looks like.”
- “It’s good to meet you. My daughter says you are wonderful and can fix all of my problems.”
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September 19th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
“I wanted you to see what she’s like, so I didn’t give her any Tylenol, or let her take her nap.”
September 19th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
“We were having sex, and he was wearing a condom when we started, but…. ”
By the way, nice new template.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Worse than #3 is “My wife made me come.” (and she’s not there)