10 Reasons to NOT Like Pediatrics

Obviously I favor the positives against the negatives here, but I have many colleagues who feel otherwise.  Plus, there are things that make me glad that I also see adults.  So here are the negatives:

  1. The smell in the room after the 2-year-old has squatted behind the exam table.
  2. Splinters.  I hate splinters.  Taking them out of a squirming kid is like threading a needle on a 4-wheeler.
  3. Parents threatening their kids with shots if they don’t behave.  I don’t give shots to be mean.
  4. Strong stale cigarette smoke smell walking into a room of an infant whose parents smoke.  Do they really think it doesn’t harm the child?
  5. The child who ran out of the exam room, out of the the office, and into the parking lot of a nursing home while I chased him.  He spit on me when I caught him.
  6. Parents who don’t discipline children, letting them run wild in the waiting room and exam room.
  7. When you have to give parents really bad news (which fortunately happens rarely).
  8. Ear Wax.
  9. Having to answer the question: “how do I get my kids to obey me?” when you are asking yourself the same thing.
  10.   “Three-Fer’s”  - when a parent brings in three children simultaneously to be seen.  Usually only one has anything worth bringing the child in to be seen.

4 Responses to “10 Reasons to NOT Like Pediatrics”

  1. Chrysalis Angel Says:

    Brings new meaning to the word squatters.;)

  2. rlbates Says:

    On the tough days, just remember to count those blessings (sometimes hard to recall when faced with the negatives). Have a blessed day, Dr. Rob!

  3. catherine Says:

    Are parents who threaten kids with a shot just for fun okay (or also a bad)? :)

  4. Dr. Smak Says:

    Number one on my list is crappy parents. Life for some of these little whipper-snappers is unfair.

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